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Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.
Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.
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Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"
Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."
Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."
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One of the few greatest baseball players who happen to be a Jew. A 3 times Cy Young award winner, 2 time pitching Triple Crown, 2 time World Series MVP(1963 and 1965) and was National League MVP in 1963.
Probably would have been a member of the 300 win club if his career haven't prematurely ended no thanks to the fact that his elbow got messed up.
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When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.
Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.
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To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.
"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.
I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.
That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.
I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
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A complete dipshit who thinks Punk Rockers wear 'FLOWERS IN THEIR HAIR' and who doesn't realise that instead of quoting ' i wish i was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair' she should quote ' I am a punk rock wannabe with flowers in my hair'.
She adds to the disgusting collection of retards who think punk is a trend and that you look 'cool' by pretending to be one. No dress sense, avril lavigne lookalike (Ew), dumb fuck who doesnt realise when she walks down the street she will get pummeled.
Sandi Thom- 'I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCK GIRL WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR'
REAL punk who actually wants to change society: 'SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD
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A gentleman that is acting like, not only does he possess a vagina, but there is a lot of uncomfortable sand inside of it.
Someone who is behaving either cranky, whiny, or just really moody.
A good way to tell your male friends to stop acting like a little bitch.
"Craig is such a sandy snatch, you'd think he was the center of the universe or something."
"Dude, can you grow a pair and stop being such a sandy snatch?"
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