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The person who you regularly hook up with not to the point of emotional connection but more than a booty call.
I normally tell the guy to leave in the morning but I recently upgraded him from booty call to shag-mate.
That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
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Shagging with loud Biblical terms
Dan Dan (during Bible Shag): OH GOD! JESUS! HOLY FREAKING VIRGIN MOTHER OF CHRIST!
Similar to the kids favourite, musical chairs, only a man will lie on the floor and try to maintain wood. Ladies will then dance over him in a circle wearing no underwear. When the music stops the lady who is on over the man at that time will squat down and shag him for a certain amount of time until the music starts again and the ladies dance once more.
Rupert: Hey, how was your birthday party the other night, did you get up to anything exciting?
Nigel: I had a fantastic night, me and the ladies enjoyed a game of musical shags.I shot my load about ten times!
It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!
Person A: You're such a shag muffin!
Person B: Thanks!
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Shag Happy is a term used to describe a person who has casual sex but ensures that all parties involved are pleased with the later outcome and that there is clarity in where they stand. There are no crossed wires, nobody is getting screwed over and there is no ill feeling or 'bad blood' afterwards. There's honesty between the parties involved and no tricks, plays, mind games or deceit.
Being Shag Happy relates more to the approach of casual sex and is not exclusive to only ever being casual. Relationships can still form, whether romantic or platonic and so on.
The term is heavily inspired by the Austin Powers movies, in which the lead character regularly uses the British slang term 'shag'.
I had sex with Adam last night, but it's okay, he's shag happy so everything is cool between us.
When you have hot, sweaty car sex and your car smells like mung ass for days.
Dude did you shag and gag in here. It smells like whore ass in this car.