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Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".
"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.
When you extend non consensual oral to a female when she ain't paying attention
We was getting ready to leave and when she was straightening her hair I straight hit her with the Clanton Sneak!
Said by only the greatest of men , only the holy ones. Used to tell people to simply walk into a room but said with a bit of swag
When a man fails to angle his penis correctly whilst in the seated position on a toilet leading to a stream of urine sneaking out from between the rim of the toilet bowl and the underside of the seat.
A rarer yet significant mechanism by which a man misses the bowl, often going unnoticed until clothing is fully saturated.
"I had to go home because the back of my legs were drenched by my own sneak stream"
"If the guy before me hadn't been wearing headphones and browsing Instagram on his phone, perhaps he would have done more to prevent his sneak stream flooding this bathroom"
Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.
Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"
When someone sends you a text pointing out something that's wrong or doesn't quite fit in the scenario, but at the same time you act as if you never got a text because it's rather personal.
Yo we were on the bus with this guy we just met and he was a little too social, so my friend Novian sent me a sneak-attext saying not to mention where we were headed off to when we got off. If he were to follow us, things would've gotten real awkward.
To sneak over to tour partners work and have them preform oral while on the clock. It's sneaky and a mouth kiss
I went to my girls work dressed as pizza boy and got a sneak kiss as a tip