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Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.
Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.
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Its metric
"I have a crap ton of homework to do tonight"
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A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous
That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.
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A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.
Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load
Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
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noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.
"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"
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The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”