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to collect cash from everyone at dinner and put the whole check on your credit card.
I was out with people and didnt have cash for the bar that night, so I used the Aiman ATM at dinner and was all set.
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The words uttered by a complete moron ATM is short for Automated Teller Machine.
When you say ATM machine your using machine twice.
Sid: I just got some cash from the ATM machine.
Luke: Great is it to make a payment to the Department of Redundancy Department, you looser.
Sid: What?
Luke: You just said Automated Teller Machine Machine!!!!!
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Prior to putting the gun into the throat, one inserts the gun into their asshole.
Mr. and Mrs. Bieber, im sorry but your son Justin committed ATM suicide.
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What college students hit up when funds are low.
Student- Mom I really need to take the test but it cost $100.00
Mom- I got it covered don't worry.
Student- But I feel guilty hittin' up the MOM-ATM every time I turn around.
“what you doing at the moment”, something people say after receiving the good ol’ ‘read’ notification
person 1: hey how are u
person 2: good hbu
person 1: good
person 2: -read 12:41-
person 1: wyd atm
A submissive person (usually a male) who gives money to a FinDomme to satisfy their Financial Domination fetish.
Johnny is a good little atm pig!
Term used by to describe tourists that are easy targets and robbed of their belongings and moneys while they do sightseeing on foot.
Good heavens, look at all the mobile ATM's with their expensive cameras and wallets sticking out of their pockets.
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