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when you go out drinking on a weeknight and have a few more alcoholic beverages than you should have consumed. This is usually an unplanned event.
You head to happy hour on Wednesday night and you drink ten drinks but you had only planned on having two. You head home drunk knowing you have to work in the morning. It's an accidental Friday.
When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.
"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"
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When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.
1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole
Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"
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When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.
Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia
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Pretty self-explanatory. You didn’t shave your legs or plan on getting fucked, it just happened.
There was a lot of alcohol involved before that accidental fucking.
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When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic
Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
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When two men "accidentally" brush lips while sharing a beer or a laugh.
Sylvio and Kevin were giggling together when their heads got a little too close and they bi-accidentally brushed lips.
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