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Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment
What most people are
Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!
Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.
When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property
"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)
When you did not plan on doing something but it happened anyways
So last weekend I spent all my money by accident on purpose because my best friend took me shopping