pee air

The stale, stank air that smacks you in the face when you walk into a public restroom.

"Had to hold my breath the entire time I was in the girls room so I wouldn't breathe in that nasty pee air!"

air quote

In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam by 'pretentious' and ostensibly 'intelligent' university students, to advertise their 'superior morals' and 'erudition'.

Using air quotes in this example is, like, so 'post-modern'.

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school air

once you enter the school, a weird phenomenon appears where all the makeup disappears and your hair gets so greasy that you can cook fries in it

my bestie: ugh all my makeup literally disappeared
me: yea just school air i feel miserable

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Air Share

(v.) To share files from your iPhone or iPod touch, using the Air Sharing™ app.

Dude, don't go downloading it from the Net, I'll just Air Share it with you from my phone.

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Underwears in the air

When someone is showing alot of attitude, it is appropriate to use the phrase , "THERE ARE UNDERWEARS FLYING EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR!!!"

GUY 1: Oh my GOD!!! YOU LOOK SO LIKE FUGLY EIEWWWW

GUY 2: OH MAN THERE ARE UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR!!!! I THINK A HOT PINK UNDERWEAR JUST GOT STUCK ON MY FACE

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air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

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air poop

(n) fart occurring immediately prior to pooping; the smell of
which is categorically more rank than a typical fart.

(v) to perform such an act, often for dramatic effect.

I just air pooped over by the sink, so you might want to avoid the kitchen for a while.

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