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Broke wanna be rapper with no swag and a greasy jerry curl.
look at that swagless broke bum performing on the side walk, oh thats just "brad tanner aka twist".
sam is the alpha, the leader of the pack. she is never beta only sometimes while swinging at a ground ball in softball.
she is a pitcher and first basemen so its pretty obvious that she is NEVER and NEVER WILL BE beta.
ugh is that sam aka alpha??!!
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A product of the mid eighties, mostly known for its infinite need for hibernation. It is noted for its inability to conduct the simplest tasks (such as thinking) while in its 'lazy-mode' (which occupies 95% of its lifespan). In the remaining 5%, however, it does show signs of liveliness by engaging in rather human activities, getting in touch with others on regular intervals, and producing exquisite art of different sorts.
Can be likely found lying on any flat surface (i.e, Couch, Bed, Floor, Desk) or on BBM.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey man where've you been all week?
Person 2: In bed, I pulled an L.
Example 2
Girlfriend: Sup?
L (aka ali): I can't think, my mind's blank.
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Thompson .45 calibre Sub-machine gun.30 or 50 rounds in a magazine. Mostly used in the 30's to da 50's.
Used by gangstas in the US in 30's
Used by the army during world war 2
Used by various countries in the 50's
Also known as Tommy-gun
*many people were stupid enuf to say that the Thompson Sub machine gun belongs to the machine gun category they are 100% pure dumbasses*
Al Capone used da thompson and gunned down some policemen for fun.
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A game that drags you into its grip and will not let you go. No matter how much you think it sucks, eats balls or whatever, it is lke pot and a teen. Outcome is NEGATIVE. I, myself no matter how boring it gets will not stop playinjg it. I advise the people who read this to NOT try WoW. You truthfully lose grip on reality and, it gets gory from there. Some people hate their parents, others bust their compys, some throw themselfs off of buildings. Well, i think the News reports on youtube were covered up by Blizzard Entertainment. There used to be over 100 different news reports filmed on youtube, and today, I CANNOT FIND ONE!!! GRR!!! *FOAMS FROM MOUTH* *BASHES IN LCD MONITOR!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I LOST 100 G!!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *THROWS SELF OFF OF BUILDING*
DO NOT DO IT MAN ITS WORSE THEN ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD... OF WARCRAFT...
Dude! The Horde Just blew me up with arcane explosion! oh NNOOOOOOOO Tohse asshats! *Blows brains out with pump-action shotgun*
Thanks for reading my def of WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) now let me jup off of that nice 25 story building.
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Oral sex; blox job; when a girl eats the beef (a man's piece)
That bitch was talking too much so I had to shut her up by giving me a BE"
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Someone that you feel an instant connection with when you meet, and then go on to give a silly nickname, yet deep down, everything about her is serious to you. When you meet someone like her, you'll never be able to match her energy because she's 100% pure and you're probably 200% a dumbass. You'll find yourself looking back at the most joyful times you've ever experienced in your life and you'll notice that she was there for every single one. Imagine, you're on a rollercoaster having the time of your life, you're also getting a massage while eating 5-star sushi and enjoying your favorite bubble tea, you're favorite songs blasting, and you're so overstimulated with the best feeling ever that you'll never be able to put it in words unless you write something ridiculous like this. But that's just the truth, she's the best you ever felt, that it feels ridiculous and unreal. But it's real and you don't know what you ever did to be able to deserve someone like her. But remind you, you're still a dumbass, you will hurt her when she does everything to make you feel better than feeling great. You don't get how you could ever hurt her the way you did. But you know you're sorry but no sorry can make up for what you did. But you'll still say it over and over again. I'm sorry cassie.
Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos is my love bugggg, I miss her so much.