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Broke wanna be rapper with no swag and a greasy jerry curl.
look at that swagless broke bum performing on the side walk, oh thats just "brad tanner aka twist".
sam is the alpha, the leader of the pack. she is never beta only sometimes while swinging at a ground ball in softball.
she is a pitcher and first basemen so its pretty obvious that she is NEVER and NEVER WILL BE beta.
ugh is that sam aka alpha??!!
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A product of the mid eighties, mostly known for its infinite need for hibernation. It is noted for its inability to conduct the simplest tasks (such as thinking) while in its 'lazy-mode' (which occupies 95% of its lifespan). In the remaining 5%, however, it does show signs of liveliness by engaging in rather human activities, getting in touch with others on regular intervals, and producing exquisite art of different sorts.
Can be likely found lying on any flat surface (i.e, Couch, Bed, Floor, Desk) or on BBM.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey man where've you been all week?
Person 2: In bed, I pulled an L.
Example 2
Girlfriend: Sup?
L (aka ali): I can't think, my mind's blank.
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Thompson .45 calibre Sub-machine gun.30 or 50 rounds in a magazine. Mostly used in the 30's to da 50's.
Used by gangstas in the US in 30's
Used by the army during world war 2
Used by various countries in the 50's
Also known as Tommy-gun
*many people were stupid enuf to say that the Thompson Sub machine gun belongs to the machine gun category they are 100% pure dumbasses*
Al Capone used da thompson and gunned down some policemen for fun.
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A game that drags you into its grip and will not let you go. No matter how much you think it sucks, eats balls or whatever, it is lke pot and a teen. Outcome is NEGATIVE. I, myself no matter how boring it gets will not stop playinjg it. I advise the people who read this to NOT try WoW. You truthfully lose grip on reality and, it gets gory from there. Some people hate their parents, others bust their compys, some throw themselfs off of buildings. Well, i think the News reports on youtube were covered up by Blizzard Entertainment. There used to be over 100 different news reports filmed on youtube, and today, I CANNOT FIND ONE!!! GRR!!! *FOAMS FROM MOUTH* *BASHES IN LCD MONITOR!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I LOST 100 G!!!!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *THROWS SELF OFF OF BUILDING*
DO NOT DO IT MAN ITS WORSE THEN ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD... OF WARCRAFT...
Dude! The Horde Just blew me up with arcane explosion! oh NNOOOOOOOO Tohse asshats! *Blows brains out with pump-action shotgun*
Thanks for reading my def of WoW (AKA the MMORPG crack) now let me jup off of that nice 25 story building.
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Oral sex; blox job; when a girl eats the beef (a man's piece)
That bitch was talking too much so I had to shut her up by giving me a BE"
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The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.
Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.