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The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet
Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
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Any person that will not shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, she's still talking?
Yeah, total fucking car alarm
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THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.
"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"
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The action of setting an alarm, for a very early hour, before going to bed to wake up and immediately shotgun a beer. Preferably have the beer and key next to your bed.
Hey Lukas the big game is tomorrow, we should set a beer alarm to start the day off right
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The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.
The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.
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While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.
I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!
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the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.
dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.
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