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Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.
"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"
The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.
I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.
the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce
its gotta be spring cus the alaskan airforce is in town
The act of shitting cum after anal sex.
I just had amazing Alaskan Mudpie after sex with my boyfriend.
when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale
Hey id like to by this
yes thatll be 5$
ok thanks for the alaskan nigga!
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A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.
To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.
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