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During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.
Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!
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When an individual is so intoxicated from smoking marijuana that he or she no longer feels human, but instead feels like an extraterrestrial.
I smoked out with Joe before we went to see Alice in Wonderland; we got alien high.
An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
People who are attracted to aliens
Girl: Hey I’m alien sexual
Guy: so you won’t date me
Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet
Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.
Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.
An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)
Person 1: Gosh I love aliens
Person 2: Ikr, my friend is an Alien SIMP
Alien Girl, a phrase originally created by Kendrick Lamar’s song- Alien Girl.
An Alien girl is somebody who’s looks are out of this world, that the scale of attraction doesn’t apply for her, it’s hard to tell if she’s from earth from her beauty.
Guy:I was walking in the mall and saw a actual Alien girl, I was blown away
Guy2:Damn man you’re so lucky..