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alpha puppy

An "alpha puppy" is a juvenile would-be alpha dog. Commonly found in young (team) sportsmen who have suddenly discovered they have a degree of talent and therefore consider they know it all. Postures as he thinks an alpha dog should posture and expects the respect due to an alpha dog, not realising he hasn't earnt it yet.

"alpha puppy"
What an "apha puppy"! He keeps alpha dogging his mates and gets on everyone's nerves by yapping around trying to tell more experienced players how to behave when he's half their age. Thinks he's a big grown up alpha dog because his team won their age group reps.

by Sparky12 January 15, 2014


Alpha Hotel

An asshole

What an Alpha Hotel.

by Polyalp August 14, 2010

60πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Alpha Male

An insecure little bitch, with a small dick, that thinks he has the right to women, and physically harming people, they justify their actions by saying, β€œI’m an Alpha Male”
My good friend, said that they are the zodiac sign, Leo.

β€œLook at him, thinking he’s God! Chest puffed out, on a high horse!”

β€œDon’t worry, he’s just an Alpha Male..”

by MitsuBay June 9, 2022

144πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


alpha racing

1. function over fashion in performance.
2. to simply out perform over trends and hype.
3. hardcore performance in every aspect.

kahlee's supra just set 4 new records today, thats hardcore alpha racing.

by alphamemberwantabee September 9, 2005

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Generation Alpha

Generation Alpha are the generation of children born between the early 2010s and mid 2020s (this is my estimate - not a confirmed fact). They are the Generation succeeding Generation Z, and preceding Generation Beta. They are normally the children of Millennials or older Generation Z. The oldest members of Generation Alpha may be children of Generation X. They are usually the grandchildren of baby boomers or older members of Gen X.

Unlike Gen Z, Generation Alpha will have no memory of the pre - smartphone era (this era began in about 2012). They have entertainment at their fingertips, since most adults now own a Netflix account.

They will have been educated in a different way to previous generations, since they have been aided by computer technology in most lessons for their entire life, unlike Generation Z, who will have recieved this partway through their school career.

They may be less cautious with hygiene than older generations, since they would have been too young to understand the Coronavirus when it happened, or they may not remember it at all.

This generation is, as of the time of writing this, too young to have culture, so it is hard to say what humour they will appreciate. However, with easy access to YouTube, just like Gen Z, they will probably develop a Random XD sense of humor (eg. The E or Hey πŸ…±οΈeter).

Generation Alpha will be the first generation to spend more than half of their childhood in the Post - Coronavirus Economy.

by BrickSpace September 26, 2020

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Alpha Fag

When any number of males, generally 2 - 5 all like one female. So they all try to win her over by acting like dickheads to their other mates (getting violent, trying to bring each other down verbally etc.) They see it as striving to be the alpha male in the group who like her by making their dominance apparent to the other lads that like the girl. None will ever admit defeat but will just keep making arses of themselves. It's proper funny though.

If in the presence of Alpha Fag behaviour, one should scratch ones ear to alert others to the entertainment. But whatever happenes, do not alert the alpha fags, it's funnier that way.

It's only Alpha Fag if the feelings are not returned.

Can also replace "Tig" so whover is on, is the alpha fag.

Jamie-"Kathys coming round tonight!"
Avery-"Haha great, reckon we'll see Shaun and Tommy Alpha faggin'?"

Jamie-"God man!, What a fucking Alpha fag! Can't he tell she doesn't like him and that hes juut making him self look retarded!!"

Avery- "Whys Jamie scratching his ear? OHH WE GOT SOME ALPHA FAG SHIT GOIN ON!"

by BigBird101 August 30, 2007

70πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Gen Alpha

A generation of people born between 2013 and 2028, predating Gen Beta (2029 - 2044) and succeeding Gen Z (1997-2012). Most Gen Alphas will be born to Millennials and Gen Zers. Since most members of Gen Alpha are under 10 years old and are still unaware of Twitter, it is unpredictable to see how they will act on the Internet after being exposed to CocoMelon, Baby Shark, their potentially toxic parents and other outside factors. Gen Alphas are similar to Gen Z in that they have also grown up with smartphones, tablets, and the Internet, but different in that they watch stuff (CocoMelon and Baby Shark) that PewDiePie's 9-year-old army (consisting entirely of Gen Zers) strongly despise.

* September 4, 2067, in a YouTube comment section *
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some π—Ώπ—²π˜€π—½π—²π—°π˜.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!

* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by 2Fax4U January 1, 2023

57πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž