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A person who is always mean to his friends
Austin is a hater
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name given to "TERRORIST LANDSCAPERS" who are addicted to exterior decorating the same way some change living room furniture or constantly add froo-froo do-dads to areas for no reason other than nervous energy output.
He didn't have the drive to be independent and get a place of his own so the angry oddball Austin built a rat cage around the front of his house, weaseled himself into his grandparents rentals and performed hours and hours of terrorist landscaping as subterfuge and way of faking rent and helpfulness.
The deluded Austin wasn't a good exterior decorator but performed constant unnecessary planting to cover up his own lack of life and love.
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A soldier of the US army and the target of a meme.
1. Someone who calls people 'no-lives' and tells them to get out of their houses after he/she gains some confidence.
2. Someone who makes a drastic decision to prove a point to a couple of people in his life.
Jeff, you turned into Austin when you talked to Sara at that bar and told us we were no lives.
James, or should I say Austin, are you really going to join the army to prove a point to a few people?
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A attractive man who’s smart, honest and gentle, but he can also be aggressive. He likes to make random noises. He has eyes that sparkle under the light and sometimes change colour but are usually green. He loves chocolate. He rarely feels fear, he has rosy cheeks and always seems to have a flawless smile on his face. He’s not afraid of her sexuality. Although his hands always seem to be cold his heart is very warm, and his kiss gives a feeling like no other.
Austin is fine af.
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Austin is usually a person who is nice and flexible to most people. If you make an Austin mad you will suffer his wrath for a long time for they don't forgive easily. They are usually short tempered and can get angry and disappointed quickly and for no reason. They are usually amazing at sports, and enjoy physical activities even if they aren't the best. They are fast runners and usually know to be great soccer players. They are also really smart and great at academics and education. They will always impress with their fast processing brains. They also enjoy math for they are the best at this subject. All these positives also make him very egoistic and is usually disliked for being a showoff. However they are known by lots of people and tend to be very popular wherever they go. They are also liked by all for their great characteristics. They are also very charming and considered to be very handsome. Girls are usually very lucky to find someone like this for all his greatness is very rare to find.
"Who is that soccer player he killed the tournament." "He's probably Austin."
"Who is that hot guy." "It's Austin."
"What a genius." "Oh you mean Austin the man with numerous talents."
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A pretty good step-dad that teases you too much, and gives you money in exchange for lots of hard work.
Austin! Where is my super suit?!
Austin means everything to me
Wow! I’m so bored right now. I know! I will go and do austin!