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An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.
The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!
While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.
Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.
When the voices in your head come back, but they sound old as shit
I keep hearing ancient voices in my head
Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.
I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!
Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck
I have an ancient piano skeleton!