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A cocktail made when dropping a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey into a pint glass of Code Red: Mountain Dew.
Bartender, a round of Appalachian Car Bombs for everyone!
The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.
Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!
When two guys are orally Eiffel towering two chicks interconnected with a double ended dildo, the guys grab each others forearms and rock back and forth like old-timey lumberjacks hand sawing a log.
Hey! Remember how those girls gagged when we gave them the Ol’ Appalachian Whirlygig?
Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area
The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.
As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.
Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
The rat queens will live on forever
We will live on forever as the rat queens of Owego Appalachian middle school