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The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
When several people engage In rough, unusually positioned sexual intercourse with a single human while riding a ski lift, specifically in the Appalachian mountains.
“I was with Jim on the ski lift the other day when I saw a group engaging in the strangest sex orgy I’ve ever seen. We called it the Appalachian Train.”
Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.
Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!
When two guys are orally Eiffel towering two chicks interconnected with a double ended dildo, the guys grab each others forearms and rock back and forth like old-timey lumberjacks hand sawing a log.
Hey! Remember how those girls gagged when we gave them the Ol’ Appalachian Whirlygig?
Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
The rat queens will live on forever
We will live on forever as the rat queens of Owego Appalachian middle school
When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.