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You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
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Tom Ashton is a Pigeon. Retired Youtuber (3rd time retiring) and now a professional Fortnite streamer. He is fat and his sister is fit. Has a large, throbbing, sensitive cherry on the end of his knob. He likes to fiddle with Max Leach, and is the first professional pigeon Fortnite player, who hasn't been delivering on the big stage. He likes to punch monitors and his sister has an egg head.
BENB - "HAVE YOU SEEN TOM ASHTON RAGE AT FORTNITE!?"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"
Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
To Ashton Bendavid someone is when you partake in anal sex with a woman (or man) until their asshole is stretched wide, then finish a entire bowl in a single bong rip, then exhale into the other persons asshole, then suck back it out of the asshole
Person 1: “Last night was crazy my girl let me Ashton Bendavid her”
Person 2: “Nice”
Falling down brutally/fake fall
Hey Caleb pulled an Ashton
Yeah he does it for attention
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When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.
Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.
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Ashton is a hot badass who gets all the guys and will never betray her friends, she is not a backstaber. If you ever come across a Ashton do not leave her side. She is amazing sweet and kind.Always smells amazing, and has a huge heart for animals.
Wow dude did you see Ashton (girl) go by?!
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