ass

A donkey.

What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it.
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."

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ass

the butt

Chloe has the sexiest ass...

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Ass

First of six levels of Ass
A low insult.

Wow, Jeff is such an Ass.

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ass

1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.

Guy #1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair!'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'

Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'

Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'

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ass

1. A stupid person.
2. Someone's buttox.
3. A donkey.

1. Stop being an ass!
2. He has a nice ass.
3. He rode an ass up the mountain.

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ass

1.)A giant measurement of great proportions.
2.)More than two hand-fulls.

1.)There's an ass of people in america
1.1.)McDonalds Employee:So that was a number four, anything else?

Me:Yea, give me an ass of ketchup

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assing

When the car behind you is literally on your ass!

That car is totally assing me!!!

(I hate it when this happens. & no, I don't even drive slow!!)

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