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The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.
Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"
Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"
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Popular game where you have to have sexual actions with anyone you want (They dont have to accept it)
"Hey might you let me do Sexual Assault on you?"
"No."
*Rape starts*
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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If you are not being threatened with violence then pointing a gun at the other person would constitute assault with a deadly weapon (felony) and brandishing a firearm. If you didn't have a concealed carry permit, you would also be guilty of carrying without a permit (first offense misdemeanor or felony, second offense felony). You would be arrested, lose your gun, go to jail, probably for more than a year, and lose your right to keep and bear arms. Exact penalty would depend on plea bargaining, the quality of your attorney and what the judge had for breakfast.
Some fool starts yelling at you after a fender bender and you pull out your glock and he calls the cops it will probably be assault with a deadly weapon.
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The 2nd Star Fox game released for the Gamecube. People often argue that it's the worst in the series, but it returns to the mission style in Star Fox 64, unlike the previous game Star Fox Adventures. That being said, unfortunately, there's only one path through the game. For the most part, the controls suck and most of the stages aren't just purely in Arwings like Star Fox 64. But, once you get used to the controls, it can get quite fun, especially when upping the difficulty level. There are even some stages when you can jump in and out of Arwings and Landmasters freely!
Also, the multiplayer mode allows you to select whether to be in Arwings (or Wolfens when unlocked), Landmasters (tanks), or just on foot right off the bat. There's also a massive variety of game modes and weapons to choose from.
In addition, there's a lot to unlock, the dialogue isn't bad, and the music absolutely RULES (well, only on the single player stages...); a lot of it is taken from SF64 and redone. It may not be the best in the series, but it's still a solid game that some can appreciate.
Anonymous 1: Star Fox Assault sux!!! SF64 pwns its ass!
Anonymous 2: Dude, give it a chance. It's not the worst game in the world T_T
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king of the internet + hentai pervert
OMG, Walrus Assault!! KAWAII CHIBI SUSHI CHOP-STICK!!
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Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.
The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!
Pay attention bitch!
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