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Ignoring the contents of an internet post, and instead completely focusing on proper spelling and grammar.
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The army just came for my family there coming for your family too, run!!!
Au-troll-correct Comment:
It's "they're." Idiot.
It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.
Guy 1 : Hey, what do you want for your breakfast ?
Guy 2 : I would like a pain au chocolat !
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To penetrate someone with a wine bottle; to use a wine bottle as a replacement for a penis in some way.
"Fancy some 'coq au vin' tonight dear"?
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Term describing a person who is of hybrid race, usually a cross between a European and an African negro. The term comes from the French "coffee with milk" to describe the color. Unlike most terms used to describe these people, it is not usually meant in a derogatory way.
Dude 1: Beyonce is a fine cafe au lait chick
Dude 2: Come off it man, that negress wears a fucking wig!
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An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.
Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.
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Another word for a stupid bitch. It's a housewife who does nothing but sit on her ass.
Dude, that femme au foyer is so fucking ugly!
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The CORRECT pronunciation of the country Australia. Not to be confused with Straya or Austria.
Daniel said he was from Aus-tray-lia.
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