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Auto Incorrect means your iPad, iPod, iPhone, maybe even a Samsung tablet or phone decides to correct you. The software then puts a different word that makes you sound stupid, mad, happy, etc. That's rage inducing.
Joe: Hey, boar!
Greg: What?! I'm not an animal!
Joe: SORRY, LOLZ, AUTO INCORRECT IS TROLLING ME!
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Pornography containing yourself, hence "auto" - as in "autobiography". This would almost always be home video or pictures, or amateur video or pictures.
I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.
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The act of texting someone about cars and car parts with sexual innuendos meant to turn the other person on.
"Well, er according to my receipt...its aluminum driveshaft, reinforced for safety, with a U-joint and suitable for the rear position approx 49" long... it comes with a yoke for the trans".
Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
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When someone is in an "Oh Shit!" situation and craps out his/her poo.
1: Crap this plane's gonna crash!
Pilot: We goin down!
1: *auto poo*
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A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.
I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.
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When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.
When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.
My auto cotton thinks its being slick.