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An average lady is an amazingly powerful woman, with a fresh strong personality and a dust of mistery. An average lady is kind of a women with superpowers.
<<She's not an average lady, she is fucking crazy!>>
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A creature that often posts pictures of Starbucks on Instagram and wears yoga pants, and ugg boots and ALWAYS has an iPhone i her hand
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Your normal everyday classy bitch
Kimmy is a average bitch
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A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"
Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".
--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."
--"I call bullshit."
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Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.
Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
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A name for a condom. There are other names such as : Psycho C, Crazy C, Used C, and others that have not been founded. This is a word used in street language also.
Person 1 : "Whoa he just ripped out Average C, he's throwing it at people he's so crazy.
Person 2 : "I hope he doesn't hit me with that.
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