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avocado cracker vagina

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

by weenie suck February 23, 2019


Mr. Avocado Man

A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.

Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride

by sheonatheshehulk December 1, 2017

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.

Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.

by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The slippery avocado

A lesbian sex thing

Last night the girls did the slippery avocado

by Pseugay July 23, 2017

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


tactically superior avocado

A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.

That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo

by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ur mom a avocado

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives

Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job

by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Avocado Fuck Nigga

If you or any of your fellow gangstas get called an Avocado Fuck Nigga that means you a wack ass ugly ass musty ass dr. Doofenshmirtz ass fat ass wide forehead ass thick thighs tiny calf’s ass pointy shoulder blade ass big mac fat ass mustard ass chunky ass fuck nigga. you also twerk to mo bamba

(victim) hey brad how was your day

(brad) shut up you an Avocado Fuck Nigga

(victim) aren’t you white

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 22, 2021