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the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste
Dude1: I woke up this morning with only 10 minutes to get to work... i had to bachelor brush
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When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).
Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.
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When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.
My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.
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A sandwich comprised of random collection of ingredients that can be found in a bachelor's kitchen. Also known as a bachelor sangwich, bachelor sammy, randy sammy, or potpournini (potpourri / panini)
Ryan made a bachelor sandwich with ham, gravy, pickles, one slice of bread, a tortilla, a hasbrown, and crushed Top Ramen.
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A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.
Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.
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A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.
'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'
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verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.
"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."
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