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When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
When you chug a 2L of Mountain Dew and jack off back into the bottle
John used the mountain dew from the party for a Baja Bust, don't drink it.
Drinking a 2L of mountain dew and jacking off back into the bottle
John bought a bottle of mountain dew and did a baja bust.
Engineering students that build sick off-road cars while sacrificing their social life and dignity. They do not possess any knowledge of having good engineering practices, meeting deadlines, or being in a romantic relationship. However, they do know how to fix a problem in the worst possible way and somehow it just works out.
“Why are they so calm when their car is upside down and missing a few wheels?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
A fingering in a Taco Bell parking lot.
The Taco Bell employee may have gotten my order wrong, but the Baja Fingerblast that he gave me in the parking lot more than made up for it.
The toe curling shit after consuming both Taco Bell and the Taco Baja Blast
“Carls been in the bathroom for a while?”
“Oh yeah he got Baja Booty Blasted
Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.
I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.