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Formed in 1996 after Art Model moved the Browns to Baltimore (all Browns statistics remain with the new Cleveland franchise), it took them several years to build a decent football team. In 2000, behind an amazing defence and streaky quarterback Trent Dilfer, they won Super Bowl XXXV as a wild car team. They've made the playoff 2 more times since, most recently in 2003. However, in generaly, Baltimore teams have seen great defenses, but have been plagued by bad offenses.
"The Baltimore Ravens have done what the old Cleveland Browns could not. They have won the Super Bowl, dominating the Giants."
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A sexual act that occurs when one woman is getting reemed by two guys from Baltimore at the same time on the beach. One of the men is getting a hogan from the woman(female has both the balls and shaft in mouth) while the other dude has dipped his wang in the sand and proceeded to give it to the girl in the bunghole repeatedly. pellican
Shelly: You wouldn't believe what happened to me at the beach the other day.
Barabara: What happened?
Shelly:I was giving some guy a hogan while getting pelicanned by another dude.
Barbara: That's crazy your disgusting.
Shelly: I know right, but what's really crazy is that both the dudes were from Baltimore so that means that the whole thing was really just a Baltimore Ballchogelligan
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This is an act in where your significant other is eating out your asshole and then you proceed to fart inside their mouth forcing their checks to puff up like a blowfish. Then your significant other then proceeds to blow that fart back into your asshole!! If done correctly there should be a slight whistling sound!
"Dude last night I gave my old lady a sweet ass Baltimore blowfish, subsequently we haven’t made out since!”
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This grotesque act takes place when one individual deficates into the funnel while the other individual blows into the tube at the end of the funnel. When the feces is blown back to the other partners anus, it is known as the Baltimore Backdraft.
Due to her incredible lung capacity, she was able to send crap all the way to the ceiling, making me think twice before preforming the Baltimore Backdraft again.
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When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.
Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?
Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!
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A style of circumcision apparently popular amongst Baltimore pedatrician's at Johns Hopkins University Hospital where a lesser amount of skin is cut from a boy's penis than in a normal circumcision, resulting in a penis that is halfway between 'cut' and 'uncut'
Darnell. You sho' got lots extra skin down there man! Looks like you got a Baltimore cut
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A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.
It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.
Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.
Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"
"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
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