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A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
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v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping
Dude has passed out and it's only 10:30!
Let's pearl barber him!
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A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.
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When your hair cut looks bad.
You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...
the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.
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A blonde cunt with no facial expression
Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber
“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”
“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”
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A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.
"Damn I would holla at her, but she look like a dude"
"Yea she just another barber shop hoe"
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