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The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark
I just went in the shit house and left a ton of bowl bark behind
A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
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When you rub your hairy pussy on a tree
I got three splinters from that tree, I have a bark bush
A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.
" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity
This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.
When she is giving u a blow job and and chokes on you’re dick and releases the gargle bark sound.
I thought my neighbors were goin to call the cops and submit a noise complaint from all the gargle-bark goin on in my room last night
So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.
after that marathon, my dogs are barking.
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