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The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.
The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.
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Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's
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Someone on the beach who is round and red.
Those beach tomatoes better put on some sunscreen before they start peeling.
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Located in Alabama about an hour south of Mobile. It is an island along with the city, Gulf Shores. It has beautiful beaches, condos, & kick ass seafood restaurants
"Where are you spending your spring break?"
"I am going down to Orange Beach & renting a condo with some friends!"
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The "prepared" beach-goer. Usually a large group of people, beach contractors can usually be identified by their large beach tent, excessive amount of drink coolers, towels, volley-ball net, and meat. Beach contractors spend just as much time setting up their tent, hauling their equipment from the car, and packing it all back in as much as they actually enjoy the beach. Beach contractors often come out on weekends, and stay for the entire day.
Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.
Kevin: Gee, Dave, I'm starved!
Dave: Look, it seems those beach contractors over there are just getting set up!
Kevin: Let's go linger and maybe score some food.
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The best place you could ever be. The nice soft sand, and the water is so AMAZING! There are bums that smoke a lot of weed :
Just a chill place!
Lets go to Ocean Beach and chill
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a beach in delaware.
famous for grottos pizza, LGBTs, dinks, and just families who come to the town. aka "the nations beach" because in the past, famous politicians used to go to rehoboth beach because of its clean sand and nice ocean. also has a bunch of outlets (tanger outlets) which include virtually any store you can name. near lewes, the first town in delaware, and borders dewey beach.
i went to rehoboth beach last weekend.
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