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a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.
Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!
Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.
Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!
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The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.
Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.
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When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.
Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.
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The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.
Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.
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Putting the cart before the horse is doing something in the opposite or reverse order, as in "Don't put the cart before the horse."
He put the cart before the horse when he bought the house before he got the loan."
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Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
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Common parallels:
1.|Bros before bitches
2.|Bros before boxes
3.|A Man code article
4.|A Bro code article
5.|Friends before females
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Terms needing defined:
1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend.
2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset.
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"Bros before hoes"
1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it.
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Usage:
subject 1: "Hey man"
subject 2: "what's up?"
subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over
there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and
I was like nah Bros before hoes man."
subject 2: "Damn straight"
subject 1: "Real men follow the man code"
subject 2: "True, True."
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*Note:
Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality and strength. I fear this term and the actions it conveys will be lost forever as chivalry, respect, and courage have in our "modern" society.
Examples of this terms meaning will be shown below.
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1.: Refer to "usage" at the bottom for a common example.
2.: A woman wants her soon to be husband to lose his friends as she does not like them for petty reasons. A man would not allow this to happen.
3.: A man sees a woman that he wished to engage in conversation, as does his friend. In this instance the one with less interest or more luck in the field of women should leave the avenue as it is respectful to the other person.
4.: A man is stuck on the freeway and calls his friend to help him, he refuses because he wishes to do something with his girlfriend rather than help his friend in need. This man is not a man at all.
5.: A man cancels set plans with friends because his girlfriend wants to do something with him. This man is also not a man.
Because bros before hoes
Bros before hoes
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