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When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.
Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!
Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!
Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!
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One of the few people with common sense.They realize that being 15 and sounding like a girl isn't 'cool'.
bieber fan: Omg! Justin bieber came out with a new song!! I would totally do him!he is so hot!
bieber hater:You do know he hasn't hit puberty?So he wouldn't want you,let alone KNOW what to do with you.Plus he's gay.
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Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.
If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.
So far this fever is incurable.
20,000 girls show up to Justin Bieber's concert screaming at the top of their lungs and FREAKING OUT. They've got Bieber Fever.
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A very deadly virus that have been diagnosed recently, it is claimed that when a person is infected with the virus (especially a teenage girl, excluding a full grown mature woman), their intelligence and thinking capability will immediately be dropped to 50 IQ or below. Some even rated to be 10 or below.
Infected 1: OMG, HIS SOO CUTE!!!
Infected 2: I KNOW, WOW!!!
Infected 1: <REPEAT>
Infected 2: <REPEAT>
An example of Bieber Fever, the infected is unable to think properly, except their love towards Justin, and is now mentally retarded.
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An expression of intense enjoyment (may or may not be said with ironic excitement).
John, did you see that chick's ass? Shit was fuckin' Bieber.
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The paradox that occurs when trying to simultaneously imply that Justin Bieber is both female and homosexual, yet not a lesbian.
*male joins a group of friends*
1: "I had sex with a girl that just turned 18 last night."
2: "You mean Justin Bieber?"
3: "There's no way it was a girl. So is Justin Bieber a good top?"
1: "You guys suck. And you need to decide on if Bieber is gay or a girl, the Bieber paradox is messing with my head."
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Any person generally between age 9-15 that is a fan/loves justin bieber, usually teeny boppers
girl:00hHh 33mMm gGgG!! I <3 jUsTiN BiEbEr!!!!!!!
sensible person:Why?
girl:b3c@uS3........umm.............*head explodes*
sensible person: tsk tsk tsk, that bieber bopper shoulda been blasting that RATM.
Bieber Aids killed her smh
*Blast Killing in the Name of*
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