Bingus was once a popular internet Sphynx Cat (AKA Hairless Cat) when the 2020s started (2020-2022). Most of the Cat's popularity came from the Youtuber "Corpse Husband" mentioning Bingus while playing "Among Us". There are rumors that Bingus is dead but there is no proof of his death.
Person: Oh look a cute cat on the internet named bingus
The act of masterbating with sandpaper in hand, hence scraping away the vagina / penis outer skin, drawing blood in the process, then having your pet (Dog, cat, fish, etc.) or a random animal (Bear, Cafè employee) cut your remaining sexual organs into thin slices and making them put the slices in a large ornamental bowl, for a natural and greeting ornament and scent in your house.
I did a bingus this morning
Norman, did you see that bingus at the park? He was wearing some fresh cut swag.
An entity round yet complex. sharp and simplistic, and all incompassing. Bingus is one of the 7 wonders of the universe, and arguably the most wonderful one. Bingus is as beautiful as Kathulu is incomprehendably horrifying.
A: Ugh, shah rah you goofy bingus...
B: ...thank you.
A lie, a fake prophet. A congnito hazard that will infest your mind. Ignore it at all cost.
Stan: "please leave me alone"
Bingus" bingus watches, i am on your walls."