Blah

The act of running up behind someone and putting your leg in front of them and pushing them forward to make them fall foward

I ran up behind that nigger and pulled a blah!

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Blah

A blah is a vagina. Queers and Australians (no relation between those too, of course. :p) typically refer to the vagina as a blah. When the word vagina is said quickly, it can sometimes be mistaken for the word blah.

Go stick it in your blah!

I told Brenton's mother to stick it in her blah, but she didn't hear me.

Last week, I got Stacy to take her pants off and show me her floppy blah. It was nasty.

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blah-ke

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting

Shangri-blah

When something is portrayed as being totally awesome yet your experience of it is the complete opposite.

We checked out that posh new restaurant Cindy recommended but it was totally Shangri-blah!

Oh Blah!

A stiff rejection of someone's complaint, idea or thought with the intent of neither acknowledgment of said utterance nor progression of the conversation. Also removing the need and desire for the complainer to rebuttal due to their fury induced blindness, thus also retarding said person from saying anything that useless again. Pronounced as if a British person said "blur" basically eliminating the "r".

-"I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but I still cant believe that you don't think people can read minds!!"
-"Oh Blah!"

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blah me

A self-centered person

Roy: Man, I can't believe how much Belle could talk, she just got things to say on any possible subjects!

Jay: Yeah, she's a blah me.

Roy: Huh?

Jay: No matter what topics and how much she says, you can summarize all into two words, 'blah' and 'me'. Blah blah blah me me blah blah... She just needs your attention mate.

Roy: You're freaking right!

blah day

usually referring to school, its a day where everything happens without any excitement. usual routine occurs. everyone seems like they are kind of out of it and you don't realize how you ended up in certain places

"today was such a blah day"`

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