Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.
Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!
Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"
someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am
"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.
“I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?
1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.
make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!
Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke
Person one: hey look at that ginger over there
Person two: oh yea that’s Steve
Person one: oh he’s such a bloke