Delicious Boat

A wonderful person, someone who you appreciate having around. Mostly used as a term of affection for someone who's just done you a favor.

"Did you get me coffee? Thank you! You are a delicious boat."
"The worst thing I can say about that girl is that she is not a delicious boat."

Boat Post

When someone anonymously creates an ad on Craigslist advertising that the poster lives in a large metropolitan area and has a free (or very cheap) boat that they've recently inherited and are desperate to get rid of ASAP.

The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.

It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.

Classic Boat Post scenario:

4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*

Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."

Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."

Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"

Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*

Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day

boat syndrome

after a night of drinking its that feeling you get when you lie down and try and get to sleep but it feels like you're rocking on a boat.

aahh mate i had fucking boat syndrome last night, so shit.

yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.

Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.

Boat Boo

A boat boo is a chick that a dude is banging while on deployment.

Boat boos should never be allowed in the same vicinity as spouses. This usually leads to drama.

That one time the boat boo didn’t know boat boo rules and confronted Chiefs wife at the command holiday party and the video ended up on world star. 🤷🏻 ♀️

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Horse Boat

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

horse boat horseboatdwightdwight k. schrute the office

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Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.

Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

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