Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."
Person two: "He has that dad bod."
Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."
Person 2: "...what?!"
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A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)
Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts
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A fad bod isnโt the same as a dad bod, itโs basically a dad bod but girls donโt actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but theyโre actually just fat.
You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner
Logan: โall the ladies love my dad bodโ
Me: โnah it ainโt a dad bod, u got a fad bod, no one likes youโ
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the body of a female who spends money on useless things, asks people for rides, and does useless things in general
- josh: "damn that girl has such a mon bod"
- chris: "shit son, she's probably useless"
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When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner
Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"
Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"
Boner-bod
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When you realize your grades matter, so you give up on your physical appearance.
Chic 1: doesn't he look hot?
Chic 2: no, he's fat
Chic 1: he's got the college bod. he's also gotta be smart.
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That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.
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