Molony Bologna

The Molony Bologna is a daring sexual maneuver, that if one attempts and pulls it off will be satisfied sexually and have a delicious sandwich to cure the munchies. The act begins with two slices of bologna being swallowed and regurgitated by either the male or female. Now the male will commence by using the regurgitated bologna as lube for anal penetration. When climax is almost reached, pull-out and spread your man cream sauce onto a slice of bread. Scrape the regurgitated anally abused bologna onto another slice of bread, and viola! A tasty treat for anyone to enjoy!

Dustin: Hey Brendan what did you do last night?

Brendan: Not much, just hung out with my girlfriend and gave her a delicious Molony Bologna sandwich.

Dustin: Oh god you actually went through with it ?

Brendan: Yeah dude she was completely passed out. So i gave her the sandwich when she woke up.

Dustin: Thats just to sick for me to comprehend. I'm gonna go throw up now.

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bologna smuggler

One who loves the COCK!!!! Or one (male or female) who loves to take dick in any whole they can.

That bitch is a straight up bologna smuggler!!!

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Bologna balls

A term used to describe a person whose simple action shows great courage and/or enthusiasm but lacks follow through or any sort of skill, most often ending in disaster. Much like bologna.

A person tries to jump over a deck chair, hits their shoe on said chair, landing squarly on their collar bone. This would be the time to say: "way to go bologna balls!"

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ass bologna

The males penis after triumphant anal.

Yo, you look like a stamping pile of ass bologna.

My dick is such an ass bologna.

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bologna gobbler

Someone who specializes in the art of smoking bologna aka licking and/or sucking the penis.

Last night my homosexual friend was such a bologna gobbler becuase he was gobbling on bologna all night long.

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tony bologna

when the butt cheeks are completely unflexed (i.e. when one is bent over or walking up stairs) and you shove your pointer finger and middle finger up the others rectum using your thumb to cup the butt cheek.

"yesterday when I was walking home I went to pick up a dollar that I found on the sidewalk and a bum came up from behind me a shoved his finger up my ass."

"oh man, a bum gave you a tony bologna?"

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bologna bucket

Slang for a girl with a loose pussy. Like a single piece of ring bologna in a jar that leaves LOTS of room for movement.

I met this girl last night and my dick was swimming in her bologna bucket!

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