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James Bond

A british secret service agent that acquires mad ass and kills lots of things all the while keeping his cool.

James Bond in Ian Flemmings "From Russia With Love"

by Unknown December 3, 2003

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male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

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bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

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barry bonds

A guy who used steroids to hit lots of home runs. This pissed off Babe Ruth, so he cursed him with injuries. But he can only do one curse at a time, and this allowed the Boston Red Sox to win the 2004 World Series. I contend he will be injured again and will not play another game.

Rafael Palmeiro is such a Barry Bonds.

by Daniel M October 16, 2005

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barry bonds

A baseball player who is eternally hated on, even though he is not the reason for all the problems of the game of baseball. Let's face it. Baseball turned the other way on steroid use until the media got a hold of the story and created this huge witch hunt.

FACTS ABOUT STEROIDS -
STEROIDS CANNOT KILL YOU UNLESS YOU ABUSE THEM IN CONJUNCTION WITH ANOTHER DRUG.
STEROIDS WERE NOT ILLEGAL IN BASEBALL UNTIL 2003.
BARRY BONDS HAS PASSED EVERY DRUG TEST HE HAS EVER BEEN ADMINISTERED. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Amphetamines, which are much more widespread than steroids in major league baseball, are more commonly known as "greenies". These "greenies" are not as nearly crucified as steroids are.

FACT ABOUT GREENIES - THEY ARE METH. METH MAKES YOU MUCH, MUCH STRONGER THAN STEROIDS EVER CAN. METH CAN KILL YOU.

Hate Barry Bonds all you want, but he is not the cause of cheating - he is the symptom of cheating in the game.

And for all you guys talking about how "sacred" the HR records are? Guess what:

FACT ABOUT BASEBALL - EIGHT OF THE TOP TEN CAREER HOME RUN LEADERS, INCLUDING "HEROES" LIKE BABE RUTH AND HANK AARON EITHER CHEATED OR BROKE THE LAW DURING THEIR PLAYING CAREER.

Seriously. Hank Aaron used greenies (remember, meth is MUCH worse than steroids for you), Bonds allegedly used steroids, Ruth corked his bat, Mays used liquified meth ("red juice"), Sosa corked his bat (and may have used steroids), Frank Robinson carried a concealed weapon, McGwire used andro, and Palmeiro was busted for steroid use.

If you're going to hold Barry Bonds to this unattainable standard, at least hold them all to it as well.

Personally, I don't care about cheating in baseball. It's been a part of the game for ages. I mean, Gaylord Perry wrote a book about how he cheated by using the spitball. Everyone knew it then; but the moral police didn't go after him, as they crucify Barry Bonds today.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. The game created this mentality; it has always been there, and it will always will be.

Barry Bonds is a great baseball player, easily one of the greatest of all time. Steroids or no steroids.

by A true baseball fan July 13, 2006

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word is bond

An old definition of stating that your word is beyond reproach that has been borrowed by the rappers of today.

My word is bond.

by tradesman November 11, 2003

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soul bond

Soul bonders - like otherkin and their connection to animals - often hold themselves to either have a special connection to, or be a reincarnation of, a particular fictional character; this usually manifests as either strong feelings of closeness and/or the ability to hear the character's voice in their head at any given time.

If the fictional character is from anime or manga, the soul bonders will often refer to themselves as otakin or otakukin.

Yeah, she says that she's soul bonded to Severus Snape on the astral plane.

by greenycrimson May 26, 2008

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