Rural Dictionary

first-born phobia

The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.

"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."

by SanneStealsSocks August 29, 2009

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born again stupid

Someone who is born with intelligence, receives an education and thinks logically, only to give up educated and intelligent thinking, logic and even self discovery for stupid thinking, ignorantly living without any thought or understanding of consequences or, alternatively, blindly following an organization, crowd or individual(s).

A person who is born again stupid is someone who stops being open-minded and tolerant then becomes a conservative. Someone who once listened to a broad range of ideas but now blindly follows the rhetoric and leader(s) in a neo-conservative group, refusing to listen to facts and logic.

by lovesmyway April 12, 2010

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Born Again Masturbator

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating

- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."

by JaeJeter February 14, 2009

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born in east l.a

A funny Cheech Marin movie,Born In East L.A. is a 1987 comedy film written and directed by Cheech Marin, formerly of the Cheech and Chong comedy team.

Born In East L.A. Quotes:

Rudy : "Waaaaasss Sappening"!!!!!!!

Rudy : "The president of the United States is the guy from Death Valley days, uh, John Wayne"!

by D-Los(L.A) June 12, 2008

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