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A bra made of crude oil inside sea shells. Perfectly padded, and with great support, but is a hassle to remove.
Luke: Nice bra. It brings out your breasts!
Aleksandra: Oh yeah, its a BP Bra, its so hard to get off though!
Luke: Damn. Can I try? I'm not Obama or a BP expert, but i'll try. =)
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The act of stalling time unnecessarily as seen by BP during the gulf oil disaster of 2010 when they would take 3 weeks to screw on a cap all the while, they could of done it the same day if they wanted to.
Josh - "Damn bro, when am I going to get laid by my girlfriend for the first time? We've been going out for 5 months and no action yet"
Greg - "Maybe if you stop Pullin' a BP and make the first move, you'll get some"
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Solution needed in a problematic situation in case the original course of action failed.
Well ... the "top kill" didn't work. Shoot.
Too bad we don't have any plan BP.
A black person who snitches on white folks for the simplest shit just because they hate white people even if white folks helped him/her on something.
(Carter) Yo Dre i got these answers from the teacher's answer sheet the answers are ADDB.
(Dre) Mr.Mathu Carter is cheating.
(Carter) Bruh i was just trying to help you, you fckin BP Snitch.
Adam: Hey Mandy, I think those two broads are about to BP&G right there on the floor!!!
Mandy: 2020... what a time to be alive.
quickly in in a boner pill to enhance your sexual performance when you need to crush the pussy like your life depends on it
Bro! I can’t believe Jessica said she’d go out with me on Saturday, I’ve been hitting on her all semester. I’m gonna have to shred a bp and absolutely annihilate that gash so she comes back around.
Beer pong pros. Yup, when your really really good at beer pong, you get named this.
Dude sally and jen owned bob and rob in beer pong last night!
Ya, they are bp pros for sure!