broccoli top

n. - a roll, or multiple rolls of fat that are so large they can no longer be considered a muffin top, and must therefor be considered a broccoli top. another characteristic of the broccoli top is visible cellulite, that have a broccoli-like texture. ew.

michelle: ewwww, look at miranda's rolls! she's got the biggest muffin top i've ever seen!

max: its not even a muffin top. its more like a broccoli top.

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chopping broccoli

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting

What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.

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Dirty Broccoli

While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.

OMG dude I cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.

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Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

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Beef and broccoli

Slang for smoking weed and eating munchies in Hawaii.

Hey brah, you like beef and broccoli with me?

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steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

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Broccoli Argument

The attempt during a debate to use a comparison between two weakly related items to make a point that any intelligent individual would immediately dismiss as laughable.

Jon used the broccoli argument to counter critics of abortion by saying: "Just to be on the safe side, don't masturbate anymore, you'll be committing genocide when you throw the tissue away"

Justice Antonin Scalia originated the broccoli argument while debating the Affordable Healthcare for America act: "Could you define the market — everybody has to buy food sooner or later, so you define the market as food, therefore, everybody is in the market; therefore, you can make people buy broccoli" -

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