Slutty Brownies

(N).- brownies that don’t know they’re loved so they share themselves with everyone.

(N).-brownie batter, cookie dough, and oreos all baked together to create an orgasmic sensation.

Did you try those slutty brownies that Susan made? Dude, they left me wanting more!

Brownie world

When you take L's or losses so bad that no one can help you

Person 1: ugh the car just sprayed water all over my $300 dollar clothes that I just bought. Person 2: Brownie world

half a brownie

an unpleasant evening

Dude, tonight was half a brownie.

Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

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baking brownies

when one farts excessively - the smell of "baking brownies"

Holy shit, Paul's baking brownies! Go to the toilet paul!

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Brownie Tunneling

The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.

Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick even let me brownie tunnel her!
Bob: Holy shit! Nice dude!

Sam: So do ya think we have time for some brownie tunneling?
prostitute: well.. If you insist. Make sure you pull out though..

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brownie finger

when you finger a girl in da butt and then make her lick your finger

Man this girl pissed me off so much i gave her a brownie finger.

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