Breakfast and Lunch mixed together
Person 1: "I'm going to eat my brunch right now"
Person 2: "Okay bye"
Brunch is a combination of lunch and breakfast. It is used as a way to eat breakfast at lunch, or vice-versa.
"I could eat some brunch right about now."
A meal created by basic bitches as an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday before noon.
Bitch 1: Hey Brittney, feel like some brunch on Sunday, 10 to whenever-ish?
Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.
Eating breakfast food while also drinking/ getting drunk
“*8am* Wake up bitch we’re getting brunch”
Straight person: So what’s your agenda?
Gay person: Brunch and driving badly!
A person who usually doesn't flush after taking a dump.
"Man that guy is a total brunch! He didn't flush after taking a dump."
When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)
“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”
“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”
“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”