Rural Dictionary

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody April 1, 2008

Buddha Paganism is a spiritual path that fuses elements of Paganism and Buddhism into a unified belief system. It combines Paganism's reverence for nature, seasonal cycles, and polytheistic or animistic traditions with Buddhist principles such as mindfulness, meditation, and the pursuit of enlightenment. In Buddha Paganism, practitioners might honor nature as sacred, engage in rituals connected to natural cycles, and focus on personal spiritual growth while embracing Buddhist concepts like karma, impermanence, and compassion. This path seeks to balance a connection to the Earth with the cultivation of inner peace and wisdom.

Quote: Buddha Paganism is the harmony of nature's wisdom and the path to inner peace. It honors the Earth while seeking enlightenment within.

by Astra Moonstone September 11, 2024

Windy Buddha

After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.

If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.

I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024

Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.

After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 5, 2024