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When yo belly so fat it claps when you run
Take a lap and let me hear that buddha clap
After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.
Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
When you’re soooo thirsty for a good anal after a drink
Geneviève : ahh I’m so thirsty for James
Anne- claire : you’re such a TB
Geneviève: I know such a thirsty Buddha
A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g