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When your idiot friend gets excessive mayo on his sub sandwich, making it look like someone bukkake'd on it.
Friend: Extra mayo, please.
You: So how's your bukkake special?
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Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.
It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.
And homosexual.
"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"
"$25 a gram man."
"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"
"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."
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The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.
John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.
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Largest possible number of collective dudes ejaculating upon the likes of a single bitch's existence. Witnessed occasional on short-lived, free internet porn sites. Also a Cattle Decapitation song.
"yo dude, me and like a million homies hit this one hoe with the fuckin' bukkake tsunami yesterday. It's gonna be the most epic tsunami to ever hit the internet.
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A mix between Abe Lincoln and the Bukkake. Where a group of men stand around someone and shave their pubic hair and all jerk off of the person and get their juzz all over them and throw the hair on the person so they look like chewbacca.
"Shit, Trina. we gave the best chewbakke bukkake to Sharon last night"
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A rag hidden by your wack-off dojo that you use to wipe your baby yogurt off you.
person 1Dude..you think my bukkake rag needs to be washed?
person 2 Your what?
Person 1 *Shoves Rag In Mouth*
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Japanese bukkake is a form of sex, involving women who is buried neck-deep in a pile of dirt, and then several men ejaculate over their suffercating faces.
OMG i just saw the most fuck'd up japanese bukkake movie ever, i think Christian V was in it.
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