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a douchebag that talks shit to you on call of duty like a the little pussy pants he is. a Bulgarian twat sniffer normally will talk shit about your mom or christmas.
billy: your moms gayer than christmas
me: shut the fuck up you Bulgarian twat sniffer!
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When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.
Woah Jeff, did you fuck that girl last night?
Yeah, but that fucker gave me a Bulgarian Cum cannon
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This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
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The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.
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Getting a super high by snorting a fat line of freshly picked dingleberries
Andy- Yo dude, wanna do some bulgarian brown sugar?
Josh- Yeah duuuude lets get fucked up!
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A usually frowned upon form of sexual intercourse where the penis is inserted into the hole cut into a severe smoker's throat to ease breathing.
Dude, you should totally Bulgarian throat slam her!
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A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.
No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.
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