durring vaginal intercourse, without missing a beat ,ever so sneaky, being quite sly, initiate anal intercourse without arousing too much suspicion
opps !! im sorry honey i ddint know i went in thru the exit... ;) just call me a sneaky burglar
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A person who is averse to physical contact.
Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.
Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit.
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a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet
YOur such a turd burglar
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one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!
" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"
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One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.
J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.
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Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.
I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!
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when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.
Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.
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