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A type of burp that's obnoxious, loud, sudden, and unnecessary.
Did you hear what Mr. Johnson did in the middle of class?
No?
He let out the loudest Balcom Burp.
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An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart or queef
After plowing my girlfriend, a loud airy noise popped from her vagina. She exclaimed "pardon me, my TUNA BURPED!"
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When 2 or more people burp at the same time.
Me and my friend jinx burped and it scared my cat.
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The act of closing a deal, usually dealing with someone who is a pain in the ass or unreasonable. The phrase refers to putting a crying baby to sleep, burp them and tuck them away to bed.
Sales person; "Dave, can you help me with this customer? She is being completely unreasonable and won't accept no for an answer."
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"
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Terrible indigestion caused by bad food; particularly cafeteria eggs. Foul belches, reeking of sulfur, taste and smell as if the emitter had eaten a few handfuls of match heads. Radius of the stench from the emitter ranges anywhere between 20-100 feet, with a dissipation time of about 20-30 minutes (depending on the surrounding environment- longer dissipation time indoors and near fabric). Sulfur Burps works it's way down the digestive tract, resulting in Sulfur Farts, before clearing up over the course of 1-3 days. Sulfur Farts typically occur simultaneously with Sulfur Burps, so the end of this affliction is doubly wretched and embarrassing.
Jane- "I heard Chris burp in the breakroom and now it smells like Hell in there!"
Tom- "Yeah. He came down with a bad case of the Sulfur Burps..."
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When your sitting down & you fart. Your fart moves to the front & your pussy sucks it in. You move a few seconds later & it comes back out as a queef. That then becomes a pussy burp.
That chair is really comfy, but when I say down it I pussy burped.
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