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When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
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The right for you to say what you want, and the right of others to punch you in the face for it.*
*Does not include: racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, classism, ageism, Islamophobia, bigotry, or ignorance. For all of the above see hate speech
The government supposedly grants us the right of free speech.
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Da First-Amendment right dat allows you to verbally make a total jacka** of yerself without fear of legal repercussions.
Sure --- go right ahead and wave a "the earth is flat" sign out in public --- dat act is protected under freedumb of speech.
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Sick hip-hop crew from Leicester England. check out www.speechferapy.com
u need to check out these man speech ferapy
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Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.
Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.
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When you're talking too much and your mouth gets soggy
I'm talking so much, my mouth has Speech Residue
Gross, man.
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The possession of a platform to express visceral dislike/fear of a marginalised group or individual without being challenged
Germaine Greer has been denied her right to free speech by being denied a platform to express transphobia
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